Goodbye almost flat tummy.
Goodbye firm, tan swimsuit body that didn't exist in the first place, but could have!
Goodbye sleeping through the night without waking up 17 times to pee.
Hello water weight and baby weight and every other kind of weight.
Hello big, round belly.
Hello itchy red stretch marks and moles and moles and moles!
Hello toilet. Hello again. And again. One more time. Hello.
Hello endless fatigue and nausea.
Hello beautiful little person that makes it all worthwhile! I can't wait to meet you!